trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

I hope there are days when you fall in love with being alive.
― Anonymous (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: fallingthoughtsandfallingstars)

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

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